Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

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I told my kid a joke about pizza.

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I told my kids a joke about pizza.

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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

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What do you call a fake noodle?

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